As it's Mother's Day (in the UK at least) here's a selection of the more humorous comments which have been made about mothers and which might make you smile:
Mothers are the necessity of invention
Mothers are all slightly insane
Definition of sweater: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly
Mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life
Mothers want their children to have what they didn't. And then they want to move in with them.
A mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after
And then there are the "mother-isms", those phrases only mothers come out with. I remember one of my lovely mum's isms, when as a child I found it funny to be told off for something, was "You'll laugh on the other side of your face!". You might recognise some of these .
If you're a mother, spending time with or remembering your own mother, have a great day and here's a cupcake I made just for you. Enjoy.