I was Googling NHS related information for work and came across this list of things you'd probably rather not hear whilst having surgery. As well as making me smile, it brought to mind the game that used to be played quite a lot in our house, which seems to have had a lasting effect as the Gorgeous Girlie's favourite pyjamas these days are a set of scrubs!
Ten things you don't want to hear during surgery
1. Oops!
2. Come back with that! Bad dog!
3. Damn. Page 47 of the manual is missing.
4. Pass me that ........er.......thingy.
5. Hang on a minute, if that's his spleen, what's this?
6. What do you mean, you want a divorce?
7. It'll be alright, the floor looks clean.
8. If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.
9. That was some party last night. I'm still drunk.
10. FIRE! FIRE! Everybody out!