Number of cars, so filthy algae was growing along the rubber trims, washed and polished: One
Number of walks in the park: Four
Number of dogs reprimanded for rolling in fox poo and on a dead bird in the park: One
Number of dogs, stinking to high heaven, bathed: One
Number of people soaked whilst bathing a stinky dog: Two
Number of shopping lists written: One
Number of trips to the supermarket without the shopping list: Two
Number of banana breakfast cookies baked: Six
Number of banana breakfast cookies eaten: Six
Number of perennials planted in the garden: Four
Number of newly planted perennials devoured by snails: Four
Number of train journeys made: Two
Number of Great British Bake Off judges seen: One