Like Dorothy, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Gilead, more like. Blessed be the fruit.
Drastic times. Increasingly drastic measures. Toilet roll wars.
A new, restricted way of living has been in place for less than a week.
It feels so much longer.
With the usual routine out the window, I'm losing track of what day it is. I only knew Thursday was Thursday because the binmen did their rounds.
And days have become longer, from the cats' wake up call at seven- ish to a now much later bedtime at two or three in the morning. I just can't switch off. Yet, strangely, time isn't dragging.
Being stuck indoors for lengthy periods with someone with dementia is very testing, and there have been tears. An abundance of tears. But these are challenging times for us all, whatever our situation.
So, what's this 'same but different' life looking like?
I aim to get on the yoga mat at some point during the day, even if just for ten minutes. My wonderful yoga teacher videoed a practice for our group to follow at home. Just hearing her voice was a reminder of normality. I sobbed.
The knitting needles have been seeing a fair bit of action; one sweater has been finished, another one started and Tucker the monkey is sitting next to me on the sofa, patiently waiting for an introduction to the littlest.
Of course, there's never a shortage of reading material here but there were some new additions to the pile just prior to the partial lockdown. The latest book at bedtime is The Long Call and I'm really enjoying it. If you like a police procedural, this one could be for you.
Then there's always the telly to watch (this looks promising and this and this ), though it looked uncertain when the remote control suddenly stopped working. But, with the help of Youtube and a kitchen knife, I managed to fix it. I'm asking for a set of spanners for Christmas.
Comfort eating has been taken to a whole new level. I'm still cooking meals of sorts, though there have been some strange concoctions. (Pasta made with chickpea flour? Not recommended unless your preference is for soggy cardboard.) But I'm baking for England (still no cake for me). Biscuits, usually. Flapjacks. Sometimes a fruit crumble. Bread if there's enough strong flour. The oven is rarely switched off. I'm also eating for England. It appears I've developed a Fry's Chocolate Cream habit. I don't even like them, so what's that all about? Maybe it's the sugar-laden equivalent of wearing a hair shirt.
Drier weather has meant time in the garden and the grass has been given its first cut of the year. I'm always amazed anything flourishes in our inhospitable plot but, alongside the forget-me-nots, I discovered a clump of beautifully hued violets (which, incidentally, I have no memory of planting). I've also been left in charge of the pot of pansies the littlest planted the last time he visited.
Because of the current restrictions on exercise, evening walks (the later the better) are now enjoyed in the company of the dog (who, by the way, is getting hairier by the day). I'm not sure Boo appreciates the more, shall we say, military approach but he's stuck with it for the foreseeable.
The kitchen cupboards have never been cleaner or more organised. Likewise the bedrooms. The downside is the huge pile of stuff waiting to be taken to the charity shops.
And, in the absence of visits to the salon, I think i'm about to discover my hair's natural colour. I've had a stab (pardon the pun) at cutting my fringe, though, in hindsight, maybe the dressmaking shears weren't the ideal tool. It's probably no bad thing that I won't be socialising for a while.
Like everyone, it's the lack of contact with family and friends that's the big struggle. I don't use a mobile phone and rely on email for conversation, though that may be about to change as my Girlie has taken matters into her own hands (scrupulously washed, obviously). I don't use Facebook or Instagram or Twitter, there's just this blog. I'm fairly sure I'm talking far too much to the checkout operators in the supermarkets as I pack whatever groceries have ended up in the basket. Likewise to myself.
Three months ago, Covid-19 wasn't part of our vocabulary. Now we know that this new way of living isn't going to change for the better any time soon and our resilience is going to be tested to the core.
I'm signing off with pictures from my 2014 trip to Antarctica, the one place on earth free from coronavirus.......so far.
Stay safe, stay healthy, lovely people in my laptop.